February 2012
thevogonpoetess asked: you're really cute :)
slow motion suicide: OH MY FUCKING GOD →
victoryjobs:
I’M IN NEW ORLEANS RIGHT NOW AND SOME DUMBASS WAS TRYING TO GO THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY AND WE WERE LITERALLY YELLING AT HIM “DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IT’S A ONE WAY ASSHOLE” AND HE ROLLED DOWN HIS WINDOW TO ASK FOR HELP IT WAS MOTHERFUCKING JESSE EISENBERG “I…
Interviewer: why did you not dress up as the village people again?
Alex Turner: we were gonna, but Cookie bottled it...I texted him saying "do you want to go as the village people to the NME thing", and he said "no, I want to wear my new cardie"